Paris Hilton
Booked a night
In a Travelodge.
She was dead keen to see
What a puppet version of her
Would look like.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

John McEnroe
Was told he had to wear a baby grow.
“You cannot be serious!” he cried
As everyone laughed in his face.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Matt Groening
Saw it was raining.
Or was it roaning?
To be honest,
Even he couldn’t remember.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Simon Pegg
Grew an extra leg.
And then another one.
And then three arms
And two more eyes
And then four more legs.
He grew another head
On the back of his neck.
He looked like something
From Star Trek.
(Bet he’d love that)

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Robbie Williams
Loved an angel.
That’s why he STILL
Hadn’t taken his Christmas tree
Down.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Josh Brolin
Enjoyed coding.
He loved programming new worlds,
Magicking something from nothing
And sharing his creative side to the world.
He enjoyed it way more than acting.

© Carl Burkitt 2019