25/2/19 – Flair

Ric Flair turned 69
And a smutty,
Unimaginative writer
Made a joke about how no-one
Has ever suited an age
That much.

Then he realised
He’d done his maths incorrectly
And Ric was in fact 70.
(Unfortunately.)

© Carl Burkitt 2019

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