A right proper quest
Of magic, adventure and
A face full of tears.
#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt
A right proper quest
Of magic, adventure and
A face full of tears.
#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt
There was…bits…and stuff.
I liked…jokes…something missing…
The…John Lithgow though.
#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt
The film’s opening
Monologue is perfection.
My eyes were oceans.
#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt
Velma Von Tussle,
Miss Wimsey, Seaweed J Stubbs.
The writer wrote NAMES.
#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt
There was…and then…and…
Then what about the…with the…
And then the…there was…
#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt
They should’ve called it
Stressfulteen Stressfulteen. Christ.
Bloody stressful…teen.
#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt
Taika Waititi
Is on fire at the moment.
Properly aflame.
#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt
Ruddy good film, that.
A right, rollicking, bloody,
Ruddy good film, that.
#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt
A fun whodunit.
A whofunit if you will…
You won’t? Fair enough.
#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt
Good, but the couple
Never had a consistent
Side of the bed. Odd.
#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt