They should’ve called it
Stressfulteen Stressfulteen. Christ.
Bloody stressful…teen.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

Taika Waititi
Is on fire at the moment.
Properly aflame.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

Ruddy good film, that.
A right, rollicking, bloody,
Ruddy good film, that.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

A fun whodunit.
A whofunit if you will…
You won’t? Fair enough.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

Good, but the couple
Never had a consistent
Side of the bed. Odd.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

I watched the movie
And I liked the movie. You
May not. And that’s fine.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

Sat in the front row
For three hours. All I see now
Are birds and the sky.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt