A right proper quest
Of magic, adventure and
A face full of tears.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

There was…bits…and stuff.
I liked…jokes…something missing…
The…John Lithgow though.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

The film’s opening
Monologue is perfection.
My eyes were oceans.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

Velma Von Tussle,
Miss Wimsey, Seaweed J Stubbs.
The writer wrote NAMES.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

There was…and then…and…
Then what about the…with the…
And then the…there was…

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

They should’ve called it
Stressfulteen Stressfulteen. Christ.
Bloody stressful…teen.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

Taika Waititi
Is on fire at the moment.
Properly aflame.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

Ruddy good film, that.
A right, rollicking, bloody,
Ruddy good film, that.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

A fun whodunit.
A whofunit if you will…
You won’t? Fair enough.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

Good, but the couple
Never had a consistent
Side of the bed. Odd.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt