16/7/19 – Bale

Gareth Bale
Enjoyed being from Wales
And loved saying stuff like:
“I’m Gareth Bale from Wales.”
Or “I’m from Wales, I’m Gareth Bale.”
Or “I’m Gareth Wales from Bale.”
Or “I’m Welsh, call me Gareth Belsh.”
Gareth Bale
Really enjoyed being from Wales.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

15/7/19 – Foley

Scott Foley,
You know, that bloke
Whose first role was in Sweet Valley High
And whose breakthrough performance
Was in Felicity as Noel Crane
And had recurring guest appearances in
Scrubs and Dawson’s Creek and was nominated for a
Teen Choice Award for Choice Movie Villain
For his role in Scream 3
And appeared in both Grey’s Anatomy and House
Then Scandal, which led to a place on the regular cast,
Then became the lead in ABC’s drama Whiskey Cavalier
And even transitioned into directing.
Yeah? You know him? Scott Foley.
He shat himself.

© Carl Burkitt 2019