15/7/18 – Whitaker

Forest Whitaker quit Twitter
And started writing
His thoughts on post-it notes.

He stuck “Hungry, lol!” on the fridge,
“#FridayFeeling” on a Crunchie bar,
And “I’m so lonely” on his wife’s head.

© Carl Burkitt 2018


14/7/18 – Lynch

Jane Lynch shrank down to an inch
And went hunting for things to pinch.

First she stole some crumbs from a mouse
Then a strand of straw from a rabbit’s house.

She had so much fun
Being one inch for a while,
It was the happiest dream
She’d dreamt in a while.

© Carl Burkitt 2018