22/5/18 – Price

Katie Price
Made a career shift and
Became a traffic warden.

She built a new drive
To park her Ford on.

She quit drinking water
And lived off gin from Gordon’s.

She murdered James Corden,
Changed her name
And fled to Jordan.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

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21/5/18 – T

Mr T
Bought a tomato
And a Toblerone
And a turkey
And some tofu
And a tuna
And some taters
And put them in the fridge,
For tomorrow’s
Tea (not dinner).

© Carl Burkitt 2018