Every morning John Major
Would salute his reflection.
“Morning Major,” he’d smile,
Before ordering it to do 20 press-ups,
Screaming “Filthy maggot!”
Over and over.
© Carl Burkitt 2020
Carl tells tales
Every morning John Major
Would salute his reflection.
“Morning Major,” he’d smile,
Before ordering it to do 20 press-ups,
Screaming “Filthy maggot!”
Over and over.
© Carl Burkitt 2020
Carl tells tales 