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Category Archives: 30 Second Tales

Tales written and told by me, illustrated by Darrell Swainston. Follow @30SecondTales on Instagram.

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Loch Ness

Posted on December 6, 2019 by carltellstales
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Dead Badger

Posted on November 21, 2019 by carltellstales
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Rich

Posted on November 14, 2019 by carltellstales
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Big Head

Posted on November 7, 2019 by carltellstales
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Sandwich

Posted on November 5, 2019 by carltellstales
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Going Vegan

Posted on November 1, 2019 by carltellstales
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Coconut

Posted on June 27, 2019 by carltellstales
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Stuff I done wrote

  • 6/12/19 – Apatow
  • Loch Ness
  • 5/12/19 – Barkley
  • Knives Out
  • 4/12/19 – Bridges
  • 3/12/19 – Osbourne
  • 2/12/19 – Furtado
  • SHRIVELLED UP by The Chilly Willies
  • Football by Selima Hill
  • 1/12/19 – Kravitz
  • 30/11/19 – Lineker
  • 29/11/19 – Faris
  • 28/11/19 – Gillan
  • 27/11/19 – Nye
  • 26/11/19 – Ora
  • NO SIGNAL by The Real World
  • 25/11/19 – Tonioli
  • 24/11/19 – Hanks
  • 23/11/19 – Brook
  • 22/11/19 – Johansson
  • 21/11/19 – Hawn
  • Dead Badger
  • 20/11/19 – Walsh
  • 19/11/19 – Ryan
  • SOMETHING by The Somebodies
  • 18/11/19 – McPartlin
  • 17/11/19 – DeVito
  • 16/11/19 – Atkinson
  • 15/11/19 – Choo
  • 14/11/19 – Charles
  • Rich
  • 13/11/19 – Goldberg
  • 12/11/19 – Young
  • SCIMON-FIMON by The Astronaughties
  • 11/11/19 – Moore
  • 10/11/19 – Bonneville
  • Official Secrets
  • 9/11/19 – Sisqó
  • 8/11/19 – Ramsay
  • 7/11/19 – Lorde
  • Big Head
  • 6/11/19 – Hawke
  • 5/11/19 – Rockwell
  • Sandwich
  • HOLY CRISPS by The Dips
  • 4/11/19 – Combs
  • 3/11/19 – Yorke
  • 2/11/19 – Nelly
  • 1/11/19 – Kiedis
  • Going Vegan
  • 31/10/19 – Ice
  • 30/10/19 – Winkler
  • 29/10/19 – Castellaneta
  • SUNSET by The Early Knights
  • 28/10/19 – Phoenix
  • 27/10/19 – Osbourne
  • 26/10/19 – Clinton
  • 25/10/19 – Furnish
  • 24/10/19 – Rooney
  • 23/10/19 – Clarke
  • 22/10/19 – Wenger
  • 21/10/19 – Scott
  • NOAH’S ANARCHY by The 2 by 2s
  • Lorde’s Prayer by Brian Bilston
  • 20/10/19 – Dogg
  • 19/10/19 – Parker
  • 18/10/19 – Van Damme
  • 17/10/19 – Jean
  • 16/10/19 – Lansbury
  • Fear #75 by Fran Krause
  • 15/10/19 – West
  • ME LOVER by The Soppy Gets
  • 14/10/19 – Usher
  • 13/10/19 – Simon
  • 12/10/19 – Hutcherson
  • 11/10/19 – French
  • 10/10/19 – Dance
  • 9/10/19 – Cameron
  • Christmas with the Brother-in-Law (Oh what fun) by John Hegley
  • 8/10/19 – Damon
  • ARDUOUS PROCESS by The Box-Tickers
  • 7/10/19 – York
  • 6/10/19 – James Jr
  • Joker
  • The Goldfinch
  • 5/10/19 – Geldof
  • 4/10/19 – Schreiber
  • 3/10/19 – Owen
  • Key by Rob Auton
  • 2/10/19 – Goldberg
  • 1/10/19 – Larson
  • INSIDE THE UNDERGROUND by The Tubes
  • 30/9/19 – Culkin
  • 29/9/19 – Mertesacker
  • Downtown Abbey
  • 28/9/19 – Duff
  • 27/9/19 – Lavigne
  • 26/9/19 – Caviezel
  • 25/9/19 – Hamill
  • The Night of 1,000 Murders by Mark Leidner
  • 24/9/19 – McMahon
  • 23/9/19 – James-Collier
  • MIGRAINE by The Head Pains
  • The Farewell
  • 22/9/19 – Piper
  • 21/9/19 – King
  • 20/9/19 – Phillips
  • 19/9/19 – Cocker
  • 18/9/19 – Schwarzenegger
  • Tomorrow’s Fish And Chip Wrapping by Daniel Cockrill
  • 17/9/19 – Anastacia
  • 16/9/19 – Rourke
  • 60% by The Liquid Bodies
  • 15/9/19 – Harry
  • 14/9/19 – Stryder
  • 13/9/19 – McCartney
  • 12/9/19 – Zimmer
  • 11/9/19 – Vegas
  • 10/9/19 – Ritchie
  • Rooibos by Laurie Eaves
  • Living In Colour
  • 9/9/19 – Grant
  • DISINGENUOUS by The E Males
  • 8/9/19 – Arquette
  • 7/9/19 – Elizabeth
  • 6/9/19 – Henman
  • Orange
  • Alter Egos
  • 5/9/19 – Herzog
  • 4/9/19 – Ronson
  • 3/9/19 – Cotton
  • 2/9/19 – Lewis
  • ASHODDYBODY by Lowe, Moore & Al
  • 1/9/19 – Gibb
  • 31/8/19 – Morrison
  • I love goalkeepers
  • 30/8/19 – Roddick
  • Blood red
  • 29/8/19 – Pine
  • 28/8/19 – Twain
  • Reminder and Clarification by Emily Toder
  • 27/8/19 – Jones
  • 26/8/19 – Culkin
  • PUBLIC BREAK UP by The Blushes
  • 25/8/19 – Burton
  • 24/8/19 – Chappelle
  • 23/8/19 – Curry
  • Rice Creepies
  • Olive
  • We Don’t Lick Ladybirds

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