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Tales written and told by me, illustrated by Darrell Swainston. Follow @30SecondTales on Instagram.

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Wisdom Teeth

Posted on March 26, 2020 by carltellstales

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Owl

Posted on March 5, 2020 by carltellstales

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Ages

Posted on February 25, 2020 by carltellstales

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Sunbathe

Posted on February 20, 2020 by carltellstales

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Raw

Posted on February 14, 2020 by carltellstales

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Thesaurus

Posted on January 29, 2020 by carltellstales

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Loud

Posted on January 23, 2020 by carltellstales

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Stuff I done wrote

Faceless goblin
Surprise goosebumps
Dirty ready meal
One big game
Paul by Oh Standfast
Shooting a wink at the foxes
Directions to the nearest supermarket
Something about skin
A man from France
What is orange?
Midnight universe
I’ve been
By committee
My first puddle
Alright, Love? by Maria Ferguson
A human’s thoughts
Hits and misses
Boring things
Thinking about horses
Some days
Haunted rows of ghosts
Extra beep
Human sized lumps
Full Circle by Dom Conlon
Magic
All sorts of rubbish
Inside my skull
Minor details
Doorstepped by a crumble
Press send to break the world
Going to bed
Immovable bacon dust
If I were a shepherd
Sleep smiling
Things living in a flat makes me forget
Harry
We need haircuts
Hairdryer
Prawn Firm by Rob Auton
Peacocking with the Milky Way
Oven
Not just Europe
Lap tray
Cold beans
Cot
Zoom stag do
Clothes horse
Beautifully confused
Welcome mat
Skull stuffed with scrambled eggs
Wonky vase
Keep me clueless
Poet by Adrian Mitchell
Ironing board
Let’s have it
Cork notice board
Woefully underqualified
Stairs
Do you peel carrots?
Walls
Nice day
Dumbbells
The hug of tyres
Microwave
Nutmegging a farmer
Bath mat
Heel turn
The Compliment by Tim Key
Mirror
Hug deficit
Orange Le Creuset Dish
Walking worry beast
Television
Reminisce over a slice
Coffee table
No brakes
Duvet
Green house
Bathroom bin
I can’t stop looking
Glass shower curtain
The things we do
Toothbrush
Something to do
Guitar
Slagging off Shirley Bassey
Skies by Rob Auton
Curtains
Limbs stapled to spiralling offal
Cold bathroom tap
Strips of plumped universe
Mug
Lips to be licked
Sofa
British racing green thong
Cactus
Too small for pancakes
Satellite Moon Man by Daniel Cockrill
Fireplace
A night in Wales as England burned
31/3/20 – Walken
Gold spray-painted busker
30/3/20 – Clapton
New cheeks
29/3/20 – Major
The buses are empty
28/3/20 – Vaughn
Zoom
27/3/20 – J
Yacht Week
Wisdom Teeth
26/3/20 – Tyler
My limbs remember
25/3/20 – Parker
Bowing shelves
24/3/20 – Hilfiger
Short John Silver
Opener by Laurie Eaves
23/3/20 – Pellow
Popcorn-like blossom
22/3/20 – Witherspoon
Groundlark
21/3/20 – Broderick
Salty prints
20/3/20 – Lee
Frayed bits of carpet
19/3/20 – Close
Feathered stress ball
18/3/20 – Levine
Common by Maria Ferguson
Bum trumpet
17/3/20 – Russell
Right Said Fred downstairs
16/3/20 – Flav
Crisp grease
15/3/20 – Longoria
Flying toffees
14/3/20 – Bell
Cranium tea cosy
13/3/20 – Macy
A penny full of wishes
12/3/20 – Eckhart
Popping candy
11/3/20 – Howard
Spherical see-through lilos
10/3/20 – Hamm
Drivers on motorways
9/3/20 – Wow
Blueberry sponge postman
8/3/20 – Van Der Beek

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