24/6/19 – Messi

Posted on June 24, 2019 by carltellstales

Lionel Messi
Forgot his addressi
And was late home
For his Monday spaghetti.

GORECHESTRA by The Royal Killharmonic

Posted on June 24, 2019 by carltellstales

1. Violin Violence
2. Scare Drum
3. Flute Up Your Shoot
4. Knife Through Your Harp
5. Say Cello Wave Goodbye
6. Trombones and Bits of Flesh
7. Bass to the Face
8. Marimba Murder
9. Tambourine Death Machine
10. Die-lophone
11. Oboe Up Your Nose
12. Piccolo in Your Dickolo
13. Glockenspiel in Your Cockenspiel

23/6/19 – Edgerton

Posted on June 23, 2019 by carltellstales

Joel Edgerton
Made a pledgerton
To eat much more
Fruit and vedgerton.

22/6/19 – Brockovich

Posted on June 22, 2019 by carltellstales

Erin Brockovich
Starred in the film
Of Julia Roberts’ life.
The script and direction were amazing
And her performance was outstanding.
So much so
Julia Roberts
Starred in the film
Of Erin Brockovich
Winning an Oscar
As Julia Roberts.