James Blunt
Became a stunt man
For Tom Cruise,
But soon realised he was too risk averse
To do any stunts.

So James Blunt
Hired a stunt man to use
Whenever he was a stunt man for Tom Cruise.
It was a pretty confusing and expensive
Cost for film producers.
Plus, Tom Cruise always did his own stunts anyway.
It was pointless.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt
Really loved Chewits.
When she had one in her jaws
She’d ignore any chore
And mumble
“I ain’t gonna do it.”

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Rihanna
Got caught in the rain.
It was so refreshing.

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Seal
Cooked a meal
Of veal
And jellied eel.
It was gross.
(He still scoffed the lot though.)

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John Travolta
Felt revolting
After making love
To a chicken fajita.

© Carl Burkitt 2019