Judi Dench
Fell asleep on a bench
Using her Oscar as a pillow.
She woke up a day later
With a pounding headache,
Missing her wallet and shoes that were yellow.
No-one nicked her Oscar though,
They knew better than that.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
Nicki Minaj
Climbed on her barge
And had a lovely day on the canal.
Proper tranquil.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
Tom Waits
And waits
And waits
And waits
And waits
And waits
And waits
And waits
Until the green man appears
Before crossing the road.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
Andrew Flintoff
Finally Googled “Freddie Flintoff”
And realised
It was a pretty shit nickname.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
Little Richard
Wondered how old
He had to get
Until people called him
Big Richard
© Carl Burkitt 2018
Jay-Z was feeling hazy
After a day being lazy
Watching films by Martin Scorsese
Eating Spaghetti Bolognese
(Pronounced the Italian way(zy))
© Carl Burkitt 2018
