22/2/19 – Blunt

James Blunt
Became a stunt man
For Tom Cruise,
But soon realised he was too risk averse
To do any stunts.

So James Blunt
Hired a stunt man to use
Whenever he was a stunt man for Tom Cruise.
It was a pretty confusing and expensive
Cost for film producers.
Plus, Tom Cruise always did his own stunts anyway.
It was pointless.

© Carl Burkitt 2019