What you after?

Here’s what I’ve got:

Poems
I call them poems. Some are short. Some are long. Some are silly. Some are sad.
I post one a day.

Collections
Whether you want 730 poems celebrating 730 celebrity birthdays or 30 second animated tales or occasional true stories, this is the section for you.

Videos
A few clips of me in front of (and one behind) the camera.

Bits
A place to read and see my words in other places, and to hear me on the odd podcast.

Newsletter
Sign up to receive a handful of tales heard, written and seen every Friday lunchtime. Peruse the archive here to whet your whistle.

Shop
Pick up a copy of my debut collection What Does A Baby Think It Is?, published by Enthusiastic Press, from my shop.

Contact Carl
If you want to work on a writing project together, commission me to scribble something or just have a little chat, come and say hello.