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Category Archives: Hashtag poems

Poems dedicated to the daily hashtags on Twitter.

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#CharityTuesday

Posted on September 11, 2018 by carltellstales
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#WorldGiraffeDay

Posted on June 22, 2018 by carltellstales
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#CupcakeDay

Posted on June 14, 2018 by carltellstales
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#NationalPizzaDay

Posted on February 9, 2018 by carltellstales
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‪#WorldNutellaDay‬

Posted on February 5, 2018 by carltellstales
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#WednesdayWisdom

Posted on November 29, 2017 by carltellstales
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#MondayMotivation

Posted on November 27, 2017 by carltellstales
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#WorldKindnessDay

Posted on November 13, 2017 by carltellstales
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‪#NationalCappuccinoDay ‬

Posted on November 8, 2017 by carltellstales
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#WorldVeganDay

Posted on November 1, 2017 by carltellstales
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Stuff I done wrote

  • Unlikely tag teams
  • Unlikely tag teams
  • Handled with care
  • Your eyes are blue flavoured bonbons
  • Relentless
  • This Love by Hollie McNish
  • Welcome to Disneyland by Mark Waldron
  • Our best
  • Warmth in nighttime light
  • The man in Sainsbury’s bought fourteen 1kg bags of carrots
  • Stake out
  • Baggage
  • 0.3 chicken tikkas
  • A Weekend Diary by John Hegley
  • What else
  • Thick
  • There’s a new tooth in the house
  • When?
  • My baby has never said a bad word in his life
  • Buffet Bobby
  • World class
  • So A Mess, Then by Erin Bolens
  • Creating space
  • Beginnings
  • Bloody hell
  • You suck
  • What the grass was hiding
  • Litter?
  • Crying at the sign off of a video conference
  • The sweeper
  • A spelling of spuds by John Hegley
  • I could be a wrestler
  • Business
  • A gust of wind opened and closed our garden gate
  • Nothing back
  • 8pm postman
  • Spine
  • In the bag
  • Hull Hath No Fury Like A Poet Scorned by Dean Wilson
  • Trooper
  • Let’s have a bash at a snow poem
  • What do you want for your child?
  • You’re not coming in
  • These days
  • Teef
  • Show me how it’s done
  • Totting up
  • Composition by Brian Bilston
  • Private land
  • Bloody hell
  • Having a suddenly urgent, and surprisingly vocal, wee in a public toilet
  • The people who stare at stars
  • 8:00 AM
  • Bullet point personality
  • Force
  • Sarah
  • Company by Tim Key
  • Sunday roast
  • There’s a cup of tea sitting on my desk teasing me with energy and warmth
  • Missing the point
  • There you are again
  • Good morning
  • There you go
  • Fight
  • Deep Blue Sea by Louis Jenkins
  • Sunday
  • Ending
  • Hello, little chin
  • Aliens by Tim Key
  • Where am I?
  • Trying new things
  • Detective duos I could be a part of
  • What is it for you?
  • Boring
  • Things a baby who has been fed and changed and had a good nap might still be crying about but we’ll never really know
  • I bet
  • Staring at a painting I’ve never really looked at before
  • Just a game
  • Punny
  • If I was an animal
  • Christmas Poetry by John Hegley
  • Moon poem
  • Summer Stage
  • To be honest
  • Smile
  • My hand
  • A bus shelter being replaced
  • Untitled by James Mark Miller
  • Longer and longer
  • The ingredient I most relate to in salt and vinegar Pringles
  • Sad?
  • Who knows
  • Arms
  • Bamp by Jonathan Edwards
  • I am a retired lumberjack
  • Each one
  • Watching
  • A Christmas tree in an open top sports car
  • A tree surgeon arrived unannounced
  • The rain is dripping
  • Always the same answer
  • I saw a few leaves earlier
  • Wild
  • The last time I saw a man going to work on a train
  • Nipping out on a Saturday to buy a 4-way extension lead, a Magic Mop refill, an expanding dish rack (with utensil pot) and a stiff-bristled scrubbing brush
  • At the end of the day
  • I knew
  • A man remembering a boy thinking about another boy
  • Catch by Matt Harvey
  • Delicious
  • Delia Smith yelling ‘let’s be having you’ on the pitch at half time to Norwich City football fans
  • A poem for Matthew McConaughey
  • And you’ll miss it
  • Elvis Presley in a chip shop
  • Vigour
  • I will eventually be everything awake
  • He
  • Teenage Son by Jonathan Edwards
  • In
  • What Does A Baby Think It Is? by Carl Burkitt
  • What I’m thinking
  • Too many legs
  • Fog
  • The morning after
  • Homemade
  • Don’t ask me why
  • Lazy fingers
  • Fate by Dan Rhodes
  • The things we get
  • Opening lines of poems I’ll never finish
  • Normal
  • Voyeur
  • Zookeeper
  • Stuff just always happens
  • Rubbish
  • The Orange by Wendy Cope
  • Coin toss
  • A mess behind the door
  • Desperate teeth
  • Plotting
  • Visions
  • Laughing by Dan Rhodes
  • Year after year
  • And sigh
  • Kit man
  • Horses may bite or kick
  • My heart wants to say windows
  • Cameo
  • Countryside sheep are fluffy footballs
  • I was gone

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