[PETE walks into the dentist’s office. THE RECEPTIONIST blows a ginormous bubble of bubble gum.]

PETE: Hi, I’ve got an appointment at 3pm.

RECEPTIONIST: Can I take your surname?

PETE: Casio.

RECEPTIONIST: First name?

PETE: Pete.

RECEPTIONIST: Pete Cas-

PETE: YEP!

[Curtain]

Carl Burkitt 2025