It was Thursday
and the young people
did something marvellous,
hoped the old man.
© Carl Burkitt 2017
It was Thursday
and the young people
did something marvellous,
hoped the old man.
© Carl Burkitt 2017
Julie had absolutely zero friends.
Her life was utter bliss.
© Carl Burkitt 2017
Judy took the wrong exit off the motorway
And drove off the end of the Earth.
© Carl Burkitt 2017
Marcus had a huge
fall from Grace.
She missed him so much.
© Carl Burkitt 2016
The eulogist died
To a smattering of applause.
© Carl Burkitt 2016
Gerald ate a teacup –
The fucking idiot.
© Carl Burkitt 2016
It was lunchtime,
So he climbed inside a sandwich
And waited for Eric.
© Carl Burkitt 2016
Darren didn’t fit in with the other ducks
So he killed them all.
We don’t like Darren.
© Carl Burkitt 2016
the man had a secret
it was quite dark, actually
so he never told a soul
© Carl Burkitt 2016
The doggy bag was full of goodies.
‘Quite the haul,’ said the baddies
as they drank their fizzy pop.
© Carl Burkitt 2016