It was Thursday
and the young people
did something marvellous,
hoped the old man.

© Carl Burkitt 2017

Julie had absolutely zero friends.
Her life was utter bliss.

© Carl Burkitt 2017

Judy took the wrong exit off the motorway
And drove off the end of the Earth.

© Carl Burkitt 2017

Marcus had a huge
fall from Grace.

She missed him so much.

© Carl Burkitt 2016

The eulogist died
To a smattering of applause.

© Carl Burkitt 2016

Gerald ate a teacup –
The fucking idiot.

© Carl Burkitt 2016

It was lunchtime,
So he climbed inside a sandwich
And waited for Eric.

© Carl Burkitt 2016