Pick me up

Gen wanted to feel better about herself,
So she made herself a cup of green tea.
She held the warm mug in both of her palms
Before silently pouring it over her boss’s keyboard.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

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Vegan

The vegan looked at the ice cream,
It said: “I’m vegan.”
So the vegan ate it.

The vegan looked at the cake,
It said: “I’m vegan.”
So the vegan ate it.

The vegan looked at the burger,
It said: “I’m vegan.”
So the vegan at it.

The vegan looked at his reflection,
It said: “I’m vegan.”
So the vegan ate himself.

© Carl Burkitt 2018