Darren didn’t fit in with the other ducks
So he killed them all.
We don’t like Darren.
© Carl Burkitt 2016
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Category Archives: Teeny tiny tales
Secret
the man had a secret
it was quite dark, actually
so he never told a soul
© Carl Burkitt 2016
Goodies
The doggy bag was full of goodies.
‘Quite the haul,’ said the baddies
as they drank their fizzy pop.
© Carl Burkitt 2016
Bad workmen
Ronnie O’Sullivan forgot his cue,
so blew the balls into the pockets.
He got a break of 89.
Not bad.
© Carl Burkitt 2016
Revenant
Leonardo DiCaprio finally won an Oscar. The year was 2213 and he looked terrible.
© Carl Burkitt 2016
January diet
Noddy Holder climbed back into his cave,
Nibbling on his royalties.
© Carl Burkitt 2016
Dedication
The paperboy forgot his papers so whispered the news through every letterbox. It took 4 weeks and he didn’t get laid once.
© Carl Burkitt 2016
