Jessie J
Had a wonderful day.
She went for a roll in the hay
(Not in that way).
She did some ballet and crochet,
Ate spoonfuls of purée.
She played on her sleigh
And drank buckets of whey.
She hoovered the hallway,
Flew to Norway, invented anew toupee.
She discovered new words to say
Like assegai, abbé, sobriquet.
She punched a blue jay,
Set fire to a buffet
And was arrested for multiple counts of affray.

© Carl Burkitt 2020