8/8/19 – Edge

The Edge
Hated his name
So changed it to The Middle
But he thought it sounded average
So he changed it to The Bottom
But he got funny looks
So he changed it to The Top
But he thought it sounded braggy
So he changed it to Bono
Which didn’t go down well
So he changed it back to The Edge
But pronounced it Theedge.

© Carl Burkitt 2019