Simon Pegg
Grew an extra leg.
And then another one.
And then three arms
And two more eyes
And then four more legs.
He grew another head
On the back of his neck.
He looked like something
From Star Trek.
(Bet he’d love that)
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Robbie Williams
Loved an angel.
That’s why he STILL
Hadn’t taken his Christmas tree
Down.
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Josh Brolin
Enjoyed coding.
He loved programming new worlds,
Magicking something from nothing
And sharing his creative side to the world.
He enjoyed it way more than acting.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Jennifer Aniston
Took some Gaviscon,
Cos, well, truth be told,
She was getting on
A bit.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Holly Willoughby
Married a wallaby
Called Nicky Summerbee
And woke up screaming
In a cold sweat.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Joe Pesci was sick
Of damn dirty rats
And was determined
To have them whacked.
But he couldn’t go through with it
At the end of the day
So instead called up
The RSPCA.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
John Grisham went to court.
It was all rather routine stuff,
Unfortunately.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
