Claire Danes
When to Spain
On a chocolate airplane.
It didn’t work,
Obviously,
And I’d rather not type what happened next.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
12/4/19 – Danes
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Category Archives: Celebrity Birthdays
11/4/19 – Stone
Joss Stone
Found a bone.
It was long, thin
And unrecognisable.
2,000 scientists investigated it
And after four years they concluded
It was an old gazebo pole.
She properly laughed at the findings.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
10/4/19 – Osment
Haley Joel Osment saw some dead people.
It’d been a while, actually,
So he apologised and explained
How busy he’d been lately
And promised to text back more,
But they were having none of it.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
9/4/19 – Quaid
Dennis Quaid
Used a spade
To complete most
Of his chores.
It always ended in disaster,
Of course,
But he wasn’t
Going to stop now.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
8/4/19 – Westwood
Dame Vivienne Westwood
Bought some chocolate pud
And smeared it all over an old blouse.
It was a tough sell to high street chains,
But she did it.
Of course she did it.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
7/4/19 – Chan
Jackie Chan
Was told he’d never succeed
In learning the can can,
But he achieved his dream
Because deep down
He believed that he could could.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
6/4/19 – Spence
Louie Spence
Developed a sixth sense,
The sense of suspense.
He couldn’t wait
To find out how to use it.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
