Eric Bana
Ate a banana.
He preferred them
Over apples.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
9/8/19 – Bana
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Category Archives: Celebrity Birthdays
8/8/19 – Edge
The Edge
Hated his name
So changed it to The Middle
But he thought it sounded average
So he changed it to The Bottom
But he got funny looks
So he changed it to The Top
But he thought it sounded braggy
So he changed it to Bono
Which didn’t go down well
So he changed it back to The Edge
But pronounced it Theedge.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
7/8/19 – Duchovny
David Duchovny
Hated two cockneys.
It’s a long story why,
One not for tonight,
But it’s about his ex
And some files she kept…
© Carl Burkitt 2019
6/8/19 – Horner
When Geri Horner
Got a cold
She’d say:
“I don’t feel Halliwell.”
It was kind of gibberish
But also kind of made sense.
Either way, it made her feel better.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
5/8/19 – Hoffman
Reid Hoffman,
Co-founder of LinkedIn,
Got a new job.
No one congratulated him.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
4/8/19 – Thornton
Billy Bob Thornton
Popped some shorts on
And went for a run.
It started off real fun
But he took a wrong turn
And it soon bloody hurt
Around mile 51,
Little did he know
He was only halfway done.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
3/8/19 – Sheen
Martin Sheen’s spleen
Exploded.
Poor bastard.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
