15/9/19 – Harry

Posted on September 15, 2019 by carltellstales

Prince Harry
Asked people
To call him Larry.
And they did.
It soon got boring
So he went back
To doing Prince things.

14/9/19 – Stryder

Posted on September 14, 2019 by carltellstales

Tinchy Stryder
Had a massive gait.

13/9/19 – McCartney

Posted on September 13, 2019 by carltellstales

Stella McCartney
Had a dart in her knee.
It was bloody painful
And, in truth,
A little bit funny.

12/9/19 – Zimmer

Posted on September 12, 2019 by carltellstales

Hans Zimmer
Was a good skimmer
Of stones.
It wasn’t obvious
To look at him,
But when you think about it
His hands were pretty ace
At the piano and stuff.
So it makes sense.

11/9/19 – Vegas

Posted on September 11, 2019 by carltellstales

Johnny Vegas
Was feeling OUTRAGEOUS,
So spent the day
Whispering.

10/9/19 – Ritchie

Posted on September 10, 2019 by carltellstales

Guy Ritchie
Got all bitchy
When he skin was hot,
Dry and itchy.
(Especially his arsehole.)

Living In Colour

Posted on September 10, 2019 by carltellstales

Inspired by Daniel Cockrill’s Low-Fi Series and the spirit of feeling joy in making something and just putting it out into the world, I introduce to you Living in Colour.

It’s a collection of short poems on self esteem, embarrassment, the awesomeness of small things, smiles, hope and a pork pie, all written and collated by my little brain.

If you’d like one, email ca.burkitt@gmail.com, comment below or contact me on Twitter – @CarlBurkitt.

£5.00 a copy.

I’m very excited for you all to read it.

9/9/19 – Grant

Posted on September 9, 2019 by carltellstales

Hugh Grant
Did something
Awfully charming,
One would imagine.

DISINGENUOUS by The E Males