The Farewell

Posted on September 22, 2019 by carltellstales

Does our life belong
To us or to the whole? I
Bloody loved this film.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

22/9/19 – Piper

Posted on September 22, 2019 by carltellstales

Billie Piper
Learned to play
The bagpipes
And changed her name to
Billie Bagpiper.
If I told you the success
She achieved under that name
You be blown away.
BLOWN away.

21/9/19 – King

Posted on September 21, 2019 by carltellstales

Stephen King
Had a terrifying evening:
It was warm, calm
And no-one died.

20/9/19 – Phillips

Posted on September 20, 2019 by carltellstales

American Idol winner Phillip Phillips
Bought a Phillips-head screwdriver.
Phillip Phillips loved his Phillips.
One day, designer Nick Philip
Nicked Philip Philips’ Phillips
And it’s safe to say
Philip Philips flipped out at Nick Philip.

19/9/19 – Cocker

Posted on September 19, 2019 by carltellstales

Jarvis Cocker
Ate a knickerbocker glory
For breakfast every day.
People would yell
“You’re so thin, where does it go?!”
And he never knew what to say.

18/9/19 – Schwarzenegger

Posted on September 18, 2019 by carltellstales

Patrick Schwarzenegger
Called his dad and said:
“What did you have for dinner?”
Arnold laughed:
“I’ll be back!”
Patrick waited on the phone
For nearly 7 weeks
Before hanging up.

17/9/19 – Anastacia

Posted on September 17, 2019 by carltellstales

Anastacia
Used Ambrosia custard
Instead of mustard
In her ham sandwiches.
It didn’t catch on.

16/9/19 – Rourke

Posted on September 16, 2019 by carltellstales

Mickey Rourke
Would always talk
With his mouth full of pork.
He was awful.

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