27/9/19 – Lavigne

Avril Lavigne
Fell in a latrine.
She was completely
Covered in piss and shit.
Completely.
A week later, roughly,
A young lad on a skateboard
Rolled up next to the latrine
And pulled Avril out by one of her
Disgustingly smelly hands.
And that’s how Sk8er Boi was written.
Yep.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

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