I didn’t get the chance to watch the 2017 Queen’s Speech.

Here’s a quick review cobbled together through bits I’ve managed to skim read…

• We’re leaving the EU
• Old lady forced to work when love of her life is in hospital
• Some bloke called Bill was given 27 mentions – he must be great
• A coinkydink hat
• Children are allowed to eat again
• Black Rod. What?
• Man heckles for 23rd time in a row
• The insulation of old people will no longer be stolen
• A Domestic Violence and Abuse Commissioner to be appointed. Assume they mean Anti-Domestic Violence and Abuse Commissioner, but can’t be 100% certain
• Foxes can do whatever the fuck they want

© Carl Burkitt 2017