The random sentence generator website offered:
I was very proud of my nickname
throughout high school, but today I couldn’t
be any different to what my nickname was.
The small print at the bottom of the site said:
If you’re visiting this page, you’re likely here
because you’re searching for a random sentence.
Which was true, because I am nothing
like Baby Bucket or Burger or Birdshit,
I am an empty mind at the end of time.

© Carl Burkitt 2022