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12/6/19 – Franco
Dave Franco
Shaved off his eyebrows
And replaced them with two slugs.
It was essentially pointless
Because he looked just the same
But that was his aim,
He was playing the long game.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
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Great Joke, Mate by John Osborne
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11/6/19 – Laurie
Hugh Laurie
Hired a huge lorry.
He filled it with poo
And wasn’t even sorry.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
10/6/19 – Ancelotti
Carlo Ancelotti had a giggle
Will sitting on the potty.
He loved the summer months.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
SLEEP TIGHT By Snoozie & The Ambients
1. Wale Song Serenade
2. Rain Forest Rendition
3. Moonlit Medley
4. Soothing Seaside Soundscape
5. Cucumber Eyes
6. Dummy Delight
7. Nap Rap
8. Count. Sheep. Repeat.
9. Outsomnia
10. Snooze You Win
11. R.E.M.S.L.E.E.P Don’t Know What It Means to Me
12. Blinded By the Blackouts
13. Dead Rooster
© Carl Burkitt 2019
A Part Of Me Is Missing
9/6/19 – Sorkin
Aaron Sorkin
Got to workin’
On something proper corkin’.
It was incredibly absorbin’
And was all about snorkelin’
Or walkin’
Or a man putting up some hoardin’.
I dunno.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
8/6/19 – West
Kanye West
Bought a vest.
It was the best vest.
He called it
West’s Best Vest.
It was average
At best (vest).
© Carl Burkitt 2019
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