1. This Ride Ain’t Free
2. Python On Tracks
3. Obstruct The Doors, Be Dangerous
4. Avert Your (Snake) Eyes
5. Mindless Gap
6. Ten Thousand Teeth
7. Weaving Bullet
8. Veins On Trains
9. Bones And Bones And Bones
10. Commuter Worms
11. Double Tap Dance With The Devil
12. The Next Station Is Hell
13. End of The Line
© Carl Burkitt 2019
1. Christ Alive
2. Speckled Spots
3. Mean Screen
4. Devil Light
5. Concrete Pillow
6. Can’t Move
7. Won’t Move
8. Don’t Make Me Move
9. Fine I’ll Move
10. I Wish I Didn’t Move
11. Can I Live Without A Head?
12. I Wish It Was Yourgraine
13. I Want To Kill Everyone
© Carl Burkitt 2019
1. Kissing The Sand
2. My Tears Are Waterfalls
3. A River Of Puddles
4. 60% Water, 100% Love
5. Making Waves
6. Dead Sea Eyes
7. Never Been Wetter
8. Raining On The Inside
9. Lake Flacid
10. Deeply Shallow
11. Straight To The Source
12. Glass Half Full Of Emptiness
13. A Drop In The Ocean Still Makes A Splash
© Carl Burkitt 2019
1. I Was Just Messaging You!
2. Sorry For The Late Reply
3. I’ve Been So Swamped
4. Thanks For This
5. Love Your Ideas
6. I’ve Made Just A Couple Of Tweaks
7. Let Me Know What You Think
8. Take Your Time
9. No Rush
10. Look Forward To Hearing From You
11. Kind Regards
12. All The Best
13. Speak Soon
© Carl Burkitt 2019
1. Where To Begin? (Intro)
2. Sweaty Palms, Soaking Arms
3. Adam’s Watermelon
4. Pores the Size of Paws
5. Creaky Knees (and Nephews Hate Me)
6. Bad Hair Life
7. Six Tonne Tonsils
8. Screaming Like a Standing Grandad
9. Hair, There, Everywhere
10. Dry Lips Shit Hips
11. Wide Awake, Still Snoring
12. Jawline Boreline
13. Bastard Brain (Outro)
© Carl Burkitt 2019
1. Hushed Body Language
2. Quivering Lip
3. Have Another Sip
4. Hiding Behind The Menu
5. Just Keep Sipping
6. Pretend It’s Not Real
7. Glaring At Staring Strangers
8. Sip Sip Sip
9. Thousand Mile Stare
10. I Ain’t Crying For You
11. Watching You Leave
12. Crying For You
13. Trash The Joint
© Carl Burkitt 2019
1. Whole Latte Love
2. Espresso Yourself
3. The Grande Duke of York
4. Cappuccino Woman No Cry
5. Americano Pie
6. Smile Like You Bean It
7. Suspicious Grinds
8. Barista Tambourine Man
9. Affogato-bout Dre
10. Mochacabana
11. Ground Dog
12. Don’t Go Breaking Macchiato
13. Cortadon’t You (Forget About Me)
© Carl Burkitt 2019
1. Turn Off the Northern Lights
2. Walk with Dolphins
3. Drive on the Great Barrier Reef
4. Live on a Safari
5. Get Ridden by an Elephant
6. Wine Water Rafting
7. Bonehenge
8. See the Mona Lisa Cry
9. Sink in the Dead Sea
10. Get a Tattoo Removed
11. Eat a Marathon
12. Join the Mile Below Club
13. Ride a Cold Air Balloon
© Carl Burkitt 2019
1. A Cup of Me
2. Sweet Enough
3. Good Cup Bad Cup
4. Wouldn’t Say Brew to a Goose
5. Brew Make Me Feel
6. No Confusion with Our Infusion
7. Builders of Bridges
8. Milk and Two Buggers
9. You Saucer Sod
10. I’d Walk Chamomiles for You
11. Cups and Rooibos
12. Stirring Up Trouble
13. Milking It
© Carl Burkitt 2019
1. Kiss Face Mistake
2. Crying Through the Laughter
3. Aubergine? Nobergine.
4. Pouting, Not Whistling
5. Shitfaced
6. I’m Not a Tomato, I’m a Furious
7. They’re Pig Hearts on My Eyes
8. I Love My Tiny Hands
9. My Happy Face :- (
10. My Sad Face :- )
11. Sunglasses Don’t Mean I’m Cool
12. I’m No Angel, That’s a Frisbee
13. You’d Be Smiling Too if Your Eyes Looked Like the Star Trek Symbol
© Carl Burkitt 2019
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