Cornwall. 1st July 2014. 17.00pm – Kick off.
Barbara, 96, and Hazel, 94, are sat watching the game.
HAZEL: If I was an inanimate object, what would I be?
BARBARA: Easy, Swiss Army Knife.
HAZEL: Is that because I’m incredibly useful and everyone should have one?
BARBARA: Nah, I watched you getting changed last night and noticed your gross, full-body rash is back.
© Carl Burkitt 2014