Cornwall. 30th June 2014. 21.00pm – Kick off.
Barbara, 96, and Hazel, 94, are sat on the sofa watching the game.
BARBARA: Who’s Germany’s number 11?
Barbara grabs Hazel’s head and shoves her lips on her ears.
BARBARA: WHO’S GERMANY’S NUMBER 11?!
Barbara laughs hysterically as Hazel rubs her ears.
BARBARA: Haha, too close?
Hazel looks at her lap.
BARBARA: I’m just glad Rod Fanni didn’t play for France earlier.
© Carl Burkitt 2014