Cornwall. 30th June 2014. 21.00pm – Kick off.

Barbara, 96, and Hazel, 94, are sat on the sofa watching the game.

BARBARA: Who’s Germany’s number 11?

HAZEL: Klose.

Barbara grabs Hazel’s head and shoves her lips on her ears.

BARBARA: WHO’S GERMANY’S NUMBER 11?!

Barbara laughs hysterically as Hazel rubs her ears.

HAZEL: Jesus.

BARBARA: Haha, too close?

HAZEL: Yeah.

Hazel looks at her lap.

BARBARA: I’m just glad Rod Fanni didn’t play for France earlier.

© Carl Burkitt 2014