NEW YEAR NEW ME by The X Treems

1. Get A New Job Every Day
2. Learn To Play Guitar With Your Ears
3. Run 500 Million Miles
4. Eat More Fruit Flavoured Chocolate
5. Write A Novel An Hour
6. Learn A New Language To Swear In
7. Get A Mortgage To Buy A Birdhouse
8. Get New Eyes
9. Get A New Face
10. Get A New Head
11. Get New Bones
12. Replace All Your Skin
13. Eat Vegetables Via The Arse

© Carl Burkitt 2019

BIG DAY by The Out Of Hands

1. I’d Never Ask You To Invite Them…
2. Chicken Chicken Salmon Or Chicken
3. How much For Bubbles?
4. They’d Invite You…
5. YOU’RE Havin’ A Bubble
6. Dance Bore
7. You invited Them?
8. No Thanks, Aisle Pass
9. They’ll Be Getting A Bloody Outvite
10. Choir Eye For The Straight Guy
11. Balkage At The Corkage
12. Fine!
13. Sister’s Friend’s Cousin’s Nan’s Boyfriend’s Dog Walker (On The Top Table)…

© Carl Burkitt 2019

TRAITOR! by The Loyals

1. All Aboard The Ship-Jumper
2. How Dare I…? How Dare Thy?!
3. You Do You, You Pig-Fucker
4. Turncoat? Turntrousers Too
5. You, Yourself And You
6. Have Your Cake And Fuck It
7. Four-Faced
8. You Would Do Anything For You…
9. …But You Wouldn’t Do Me
10. Going Down Without The Ship
11. Both Sides Of Your Mouth (Are Liars)
12. Stabbed In The Back Via The Front
13. Judass-Hole

© Carl Burkitt 2019

NO SIGNAL by The Real World

1. Everything Is Boring
2. I Wish I Had HD Eyes
3. Me, Myself and iPhone
4. First Ever Birdsong
5. Ha, Twitter. I Get It.
6. Dancing To Birdsong
7. I Understand The Lyrics To Birdsong
8. I Want To Be Birdsong
9. Birdsong
10. Birdsong Part II
11. How Does One Marry A Birdsong?
12. I Think I Just Kissed A Birdsong
13. BIRDSONGBIRDSONGBIRDSONG

© Carl Burkitt 2019

SOMETHING by The Somebodies

1. Something About Love
2. Something About Partying
3. Something About A Girl
4. Something About Love Again
5. Something About The Summer
6. Something About The Sun
7. Something About The Moon
8. Something About Love Again Again
9. Something About Selfies
10. Something About Not Texting Back
11. Something About Texting Too Much
12. Something About Hate
13. Something About Nothing

© Carl Burkitt 2019