1. Cheese And Chive Talking
2. Prawn Cocktail Party
3. She Tortilla Me A Thing Or Two
4. Say Cheese! And Onion
5. Wotsthat?
6. I Was Born Ready Salted
7. Ally’s McCoys
8. Onion Ring Me When You Get The Chance
9. Hula Hoops Upside Your Head
10. Ridged, For Tongue Pleasure
11. There’s No Smokey Bacon Without Fire
12. Ken And Barbie Queue
13. Uncool, Unoriginal
© Carl Burkitt 2019