YES, SIR by The Butlers

1. How Can I Help?
2. Milk and Two
3. Yes, Sir
4. I’ll Do That For You
5. Forget Jeeves Ask Me
6. I’d Do Anything For You
7. At Your Beck and Call
8. Let Me Be Your Little (Silver) Spoon
9. The Alfred To Your Master Bruce
10. The Geoffrey To Your Uncle for Phil
11. DON’T Call Me Blackadder
12. I Said DON’T
13. Chauffeur Your Job Up Your Arse

© Carl Burkitt 2019

FILLING OF LOVE by The Pies

1. My Pastry Princess
2. You Make Me Filo So Good
3. The Crust of the Matter
4. Peeling Back the Lid
5. You Say Potato, I Say Mashed Potato
6. Warm on the Inside
7. You Puff My Chest Out
8. Gravy, Giiiirl
9. Slice of Joy
10. Sweet or Savoury, I’m Your Baby
11. Peeking Through the Fork Holes
12. Hug Me Like You’re Tinfoil
13. Quiche to Judge

© Carl Burkitt 2019

CONDIMENTS & “COMPLIMENTS” by The Inappropriately Overfamiliar Customers

1. Ketchup Please, Cutie
2. Brown Sauce Please, Babes
3. Mayo Please, Marvellous
4. Tartar Please, Treacle
5. Mustard Please, M’Lovely
6. Hot Sauce Please, Handsome
7. BBQ Please, Buddy
8. Teriyaki Please, T’rific
9. Wasabi Please, Wonderful
10. Hoisin Please, Honey
11. Honey Please, Hoisin
12. Aioli Please, Awesome
13. Chutney Please, Charming

© Carl Burkitt 2019

WHAT AM I LIKE?! by The Right Characters

1. Milk and One, No… TWO Sugars
2. Before I Knew It, It Was Midnight!
3. Spade a Spade
4. Fine, Just a Little Top Up
5. I Only Went and Told Her to Her Face!
6. See You on the Dance Floor
7. Oh, I Couldn’t
8. No, I Shouldn’t
9. Oh, Go On Then!
10. What You See is What You Get
11. Couldn’t Help Myself
12. I’d Be Here All Day Otherwise!
13. Wine O’Clock?

© Carl Burkitt 2019