HALFABET by The Lazies

1. A for Alf a Job
2. B for Barely Bothered
3. C for Can’t Be Arsed
4. D for Don’t Care
5. E for Eurgh
6. F for Feck It
7. G for God’s Sake
8. H for Hardly Listening
9. I for I Don’t Wanna
10. J for Just Wing It
11. K for Kan’t Be Arsed With a K
12. L for Leave it There
13. M for Meh

© Carl Burkitt 2019

LOVE PICNIC by The Scoffs

1. Hugs and Quiches
2. Holding Flans
3. Egg and Caress Sandwiches
4. Flirttata
5. Pecan Pie Love You
6. Sausage ROFL
7. Grin and Tonic
8. Cooooorrrrrgette Fritters
9. Carrots and Humorous
10. I Condiment What I Said
11. You Butter Believe It
12. Satay With Me Forever
13. Halloumi? Hallouyou!

© Carl Burkitt 2019