1. Where To Begin? (Intro)
2. Sweaty Palms, Soaking Arms
3. Adam’s Watermelon
4. Pores the Size of Paws
5. Creaky Knees (and Nephews Hate Me)
6. Bad Hair Life
7. Six Tonne Tonsils
8. Screaming Like a Standing Grandad
9. Hair, There, Everywhere
10. Dry Lips Shit Hips
11. Wide Awake, Still Snoring
12. Jawline Boreline
13. Bastard Brain (Outro)

© Carl Burkitt 2019