David Beckham
Went to Wrexham.
He was all alone,
Missed his family at home
So grabbed his phone to text ‘em.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
2/5/19 – Beckham
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1/5/19 – Lumley
Joanna Lumley
Felt funny.
Funny haha
Not funny poo poo.
But in truth
She felt funny haha
Because she’d just had
A funny poo poo.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
FORK
30/4/19 – Francis
Leigh Francis
Took off his wrist protector,
Gave his arm a stretch,
And had a little cry.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Honesty Day
Harry decided to be honest. To himself. It didn’t go well.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2019 – a poem a day celebrating an interesting US national day.
29/4/19 – Day-Lewis
Daniel Day-Lewis
Watched Game of Thrones
A day after everyone else.
He was so upset by the spoilers
But played the role of someone who didn’t care
Very well.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
Zipper Day
Zack’s zipper was stuck, so he gave it a good old tug. He kinda liked it.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
This poem is part of a challenge for National Poetry Writing Month 2019 – a poem a day celebrating an interesting US national day.
SWEET TOOTH by Jerry Sugar
1. Beware of False Profiteroles
2. Candy Floss Twice a Day
3. 99 Problems But My Flake Ain’t One
4. Turned My Life Upside Down Pineapple Cake
5. Naughty But Nice Cream
6. Sweet Tooth
7. Trifling Matter
8. Lady Fingers
9. Dairy Free’s a Crowd
10. Tiramis-you
11. Hundreds and Thousands Reasons Why
12. Syrup and Down Days
13. Yoghurt
© Carl Burkitt 2019
28/4/19 – Cruz
Penelope Cruz
Loved having a long snooze.
Like, proper long.
We’re talking 10-15 hours a day.
Penelope Cruz
Loved having a long snooze so much
She’d sometimes sign off emails
Penelope CruzZzz.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
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