10/5/19 – Murray

Al Murray
Was in a hurry
Because he needed a massive wee.

He ran into a pub
In the hope to do the job
As the landlord screamed: “Excuse me!

“Those loos are for customers,
Not needy chancers,
You must buy a drink or food.”

So Al scoffed some crisps
Before having his piss,
And a surprise, bonus little poo.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

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