Hugh Laurie
Hired a huge lorry.
He filled it with poo
And wasn’t even sorry.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Carlo Ancelotti had a giggle
Will sitting on the potty.
He loved the summer months.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Aaron Sorkin
Got to workin’
On something proper corkin’.
It was incredibly absorbin’
And was all about snorkelin’
Or walkin’
Or a man putting up some hoardin’.
I dunno.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Kanye West
Bought a vest.
It was the best vest.
He called it
West’s Best Vest.
It was average
At best (vest).

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Bear Grylls
Used the grill
Whenever he was at home.
Because he could.

© Carl Burkitt 2019

Christopher Nolan put the bins out.
He did it in a non-linear way
Permeated by materialistic perspectives,
Practical special effects,
Innovative soundscapes,
Large-format film photography
And analogous relationships between
Visual language and narrative elements,
Mind.

© Carl Burkitt 2019