Ryan Reynolds
Bought a Renault.
Yep, the rest of Hollywood
Was surprised too.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
23/10/18 – Reynolds
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22/10/18 – Goldblum
Jeff Goldblum
Was feeling silly
So climbed inside a balloon.
It hurt his skin
And could barely breathe in,
But he still looked bloody sexy.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
21/10/18 – Kardashian
Kim Kardashian
Had the Sunday night blues.
Then she remembered
She was Kim Kardashian,
She could do whatever she wanted
Tomorrow morning.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
20/10/18 – Krasinski
John Krasinski
Lost his ski.
While skiing.
It was tragic, really.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
19/10/18 – Favreau
Jon Favreau
Grabbed a stone
And skimmed it on the sea.
Despite his strength,
He wasn’t great
And barely made it to three.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
18/10/18 – Efron
Zac Efron
Lost a bet
And got a job
At Elron.
He loved it.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
17/10/18 – Eminem
Eminem
Bought some denimem.
He loved it,
But no-one thought it suited himimem.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
16/10/18 – Robbins
Tim Robbins
Was really busy.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
15/10/18 – Joshua
Anthony Joshua
Was a very good boxua,
But not a particularly great spellua.
© Carl Burkitt 2018
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