Mickey Rourke
Would always talk
With his mouth full of pork.
He was awful.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
16/9/19 – Rourke
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60% by The Liquid Bodies
1. Kissing The Sand
2. My Tears Are Waterfalls
3. A River Of Puddles
4. 60% Water, 100% Love
5. Making Waves
6. Dead Sea Eyes
7. Never Been Wetter
8. Raining On The Inside
9. Lake Flacid
10. Deeply Shallow
11. Straight To The Source
12. Glass Half Full Of Emptiness
13. A Drop In The Ocean Still Makes A Splash
© Carl Burkitt 2019
15/9/19 – Harry
Prince Harry
Asked people
To call him Larry.
And they did.
It soon got boring
So he went back
To doing Prince things.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
14/9/19 – Stryder
Tinchy Stryder
Had a massive gait.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
13/9/19 – McCartney
Stella McCartney
Had a dart in her knee.
It was bloody painful
And, in truth,
A little bit funny.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
12/9/19 – Zimmer
Hans Zimmer
Was a good skimmer
Of stones.
It wasn’t obvious
To look at him,
But when you think about it
His hands were pretty ace
At the piano and stuff.
So it makes sense.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
11/9/19 – Vegas
Johnny Vegas
Was feeling OUTRAGEOUS,
So spent the day
Whispering.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
10/9/19 – Ritchie
Guy Ritchie
Got all bitchy
When he skin was hot,
Dry and itchy.
(Especially his arsehole.)
© Carl Burkitt 2019
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Living In Colour
Inspired by Daniel Cockrill’s Low-Fi Series and the spirit of feeling joy in making something and just putting it out into the world, I introduce to you Living in Colour.
It’s a collection of short poems on self esteem, embarrassment, the awesomeness of small things, smiles, hope and a pork pie, all written and collated by my little brain.
If you’d like one, email ca.burkitt@gmail.com, comment below or contact me on Twitter – @CarlBurkitt.
£5.00 a copy.
I’m very excited for you all to read it.
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