The busy body
was so bloody busy
he lost his bloody body!

So he bled
and bled
and bled
to death.

© Carl Burkitt 2016

The dog did a poo.
It was pretty big,
quite smelly and
rather sloppy.

But the interesting thing
was where he did the poo –
it was somewhere you
really wouldn’t expect.

© Carl Burkitt 2016

A big banker gave his massive,
massive bonus to a charity,
which is actually quite funny

because we don’t really
expect that behaviour from someone like him.

© Carl Burkitt 2016

The employee wanted to care.
She wanted to care so much
and about every tiny little thing.

But she just didn’t.

So then she worried.
She worried so much
and about every tiny little thing.

Six months later she got promoted!

Which was terrifying.

© Carl Burkitt 2016

Henry                      was
                all                        over 

 the                   place,

which
              was                                really

quite               stressful,               until
                                              he

                        met
Donna
who
kept
him
on
the
straight
and
narrow                              sometimes.

© Carl Burkitt 2016

She peeled her orange
to reveal her own face staring back at her.

She pondered her very existence
until her BFF texted her a massive ROFL
And she pegged it to the night club.

© Carl Burkitt 2016