World Smile Day

Bert’s teeth fell out.
He wasn’t a fan of the dentist,
So made his own dentures
Out of teaspoons.

His smile caused a right stir
In the retirement home!
Before vomiting and passing out
Through blood loss, of course.

© Carl Burkitt 2016

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