Simon was crying on his bed.

He’d just been dumped.

As he convinced himself it was

the worst thing to ever happen to him,

his CD cases began singing him a break up song.

It was awful.

© Carl Burkitt 2016

The tennis man
hit the ball
so bloody hard
he had to buy
a new racquet!

While he was at it
he bought three
more balls and a
12-bedroom house.

© Carl Burkitt 2016