A door-to-door religious converter, the Bethlehamster gets shunned by all the other Christmas Creatures who claim they’ve got no room for him.
Homeless, hungry and all alone, this frustrating fella spends the second half of December staring at the stars wishing for gold. It never comes.
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(Illustration by Nicole Smeltzer)
(Illustration by Steve Whittingham)
A relentlessly festive fiend, the Bonobohohoho never shuts its mouth. With a beard down to the ground and a withered red hat, this Christmas Creature bounds around ho ho hoing every minute of the day.
Being kissed on the cheeks by like-minded souls one minute and kicked up the arse by cynical sods the next, it’s safe to say the Bonobohohoho is real crowd splitter.
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(Illustration by Steve Whittingham)
(Illustration by Nicole Smeltzer)
(Illustration by Daniel, 9)
This bugger-beaked buffoon is a right greedy git. It spends the whole of December flying round the world filling its guts with every tangerine, chestnut and piece of novelty stationery it can find.
Void of a permanent residence, this Christmas Creature will rest its bonce tied to the foot of the nearest terrified toddler’s bed.
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(Illustration by Darrell Swainston)
(Illustration by Nicole Smeltzer)
A roly-poly, currant-coloured, spicy-scented hog, the Mulled Swine is an absolute delight.
With its toasty looking mittens, knitted scarf and bobble hat, it’s the warmest of all Christmas Creatures. So warm, in fact, by the end of December it’s nothing but a pretty piggy puddle.
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(Illustration by Darrell Swainston)
(Illustration by Nicole Smeltzer)
A sparkly streak of vanity, the Tinseal flaunts its festive flesh and candy cane whiskers on land for all to see.
The most narcissistic of all Christmas Creatures, it dodges H2O as much as possible due to looking pathetic when wet. As a water dweller this makes for a rather miserable, albeit stunning looking, beast.
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(Illustration by Nicole Smeltzer)
50 legs. 50 presents. The presentipede spends the month of Crimbletide purchasing a whole host of fantastic gifts.
Once each limb is filled, it wanders passed the Christmas Creature orphanage and sets fire to the presents – laughing as it does so.
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(Illustration by Nicole Smeltzer)
Carl tells tales 