A relentlessly festive fiend, the Bonobohohoho never shuts its mouth. With a beard down to the ground and a withered red hat, this Christmas Creature bounds around ho ho hoing every minute of the day.
Being kissed on the cheeks by like-minded souls one minute and kicked up the arse by cynical sods the next, it’s safe to say the Bonobohohoho is real crowd splitter.
© Niklaus Von Stuffingball 1849
(Illustration by Steve Whittingham)