Don Cheadle
Saw a weasel
Sitting in his street.

He loved its face,
So grabbed an easel and paints
And created a weasel masterpiece.

© Carl Burkitt 2018

Jon Stewart
Was covered in dirt.
He’d fallen over
And muddied his shirt.
And trousers
And shoes
And socks
And pants.
That was the real weird part.
How did the dirt get in his pants?

© Carl Burkitt 2018