Paparazzi

Posted on March 21, 2019 by carltellstales

20/3/19 – McFadden

Posted on March 20, 2019 by carltellstales

Actor Steve McFadden
Loved playing the character of Phil Mitchell
On the soap opera Eastenders so much
He changed his real name to Phil Mitchell.
To avoid confusion, the shows producers
Changed the character of Phil Mitchell’s name
To Steve McFadden.
Unfortunately it didn’t go down well with the fans
So they killed off the character of Steve McFadden.
This made Phil Mitchell very sad.
Very sad indeed.

Bohemian Rhapsody

Posted on March 20, 2019 by carltellstales

A film about Queen
They stupidly didn’t call
‘Oh Mamma Mia’.

#HaikuReview | Carl Burkitt

19/3/19 – Willis

Posted on March 19, 2019 by carltellstales

Bruce Willis
Broke his pelvis.
“Hippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!” he laughed,
Off his face on morphine.

18/3/19 – Latifah

Posted on March 18, 2019 by carltellstales

Queen Latifah
Invented the Quaver.
Well, that’s what she put
On her profile for Tinder.
(Worked pretty well.)

FILLING OF LOVE by The Pies

Posted on March 18, 2019 by carltellstales

1. My Pastry Princess
2. You Make Me Filo So Good
3. The Crust of the Matter
4. Peeling Back the Lid
5. You Say Potato, I Say Mashed Potato
6. Warm on the Inside
7. You Puff My Chest Out
8. Gravy, Giiiirl
9. Slice of Joy
10. Sweet or Savoury, I’m Your Baby
11. Peeking Through the Fork Holes
12. Hug Me Like You’re Tinfoil
13. Quiche to Judge