28/3/19 – Gaga

Posted on March 28, 2019 by carltellstales

Lady Gaga
Left a Mars Bar
In the glove box
Of her smart car.
It was a state.
An absolute fucking state.

One Day

Posted on March 28, 2019 by carltellstales

27/3/19 – Carey

Posted on March 27, 2019 by carltellstales

Mariah Carey
Fancied getting lairy
So necked a dozen tinnies
And watched Little House on the Prairie.

26/3/19 – Knightley

Posted on March 26, 2019 by carltellstales

Keira Knightley
Got hit by lightening.
On purpose.
It wasn’t a decision taken lightly,
And of course it was frightening,
But she’d heard from a friend
It would be mightily enlightening.
It wasn’t.
She hated every painful second of it.

25/3/19 – John

Posted on March 25, 2019 by carltellstales

Elton John
Wrote a new tune
And called it ‘My Song’.
It was all about him
And he never played it to anyone,
So I couldn’t possibly
Comment on its quality.

YES, SIR by The Butlers

Posted on March 25, 2019 by carltellstales

1. How Can I Help?
2. Milk and Two
3. Yes, Sir
4. I’ll Do That For You
5. Forget Jeeves Ask Me
6. I’d Do Anything For You
7. At Your Beck and Call
8. Let Me Be Your Little (Silver) Spoon
9. The Alfred To Your Master Bruce
10. The Geoffrey To Your Uncle for Phil
11. DON’T Call Me Blackadder
12. I Said DON’T
13. Chauffeur Your Job Up Your Arse