24/7/19 – Moss

Posted on July 24, 2019 by carltellstales

Elizabeth Moss,
That one from Mad Men,
Laid on a rock.
It cheered her up without fail.
It cheered her up
More than Handmaid’s Tale.

23/7/19 – Harrelson

Posted on July 23, 2019 by carltellstales

Woody Harrelson
Started calling his wife “Bo Peep”
And his best mate “Buzz”.
They humoured him to keep him happy,
But when he tore his dog in half
And screamed “SLINKY”,
They had to have a word.

22/7/19 – Dafoe

Posted on July 22, 2019 by carltellstales

Willem Dafoe
Had to go to the loo
So did so with reckless abandon.
It was quite the performance.

COUNT TO TEN by E Zee Lee Annoyed

Posted on July 22, 2019 by carltellstales

1. Really?
2. It’s Fine
3. It Happens to the Best of Us
4. It’s Fine (Part II)
5. It’s Fine (Part III)
6. One, Two, Three
7. I’ll Sort That Out
8. Don’t Worry
9. Four, Five, Six
10. Leave That With Me
11. Seven, Eight, Nine
12. It’s Fine (Part IV)
13. Ten…

21/7/19 – Faith

Posted on July 21, 2019 by carltellstales

Paloma Faith felt great.
Really great.
As great as a plate of chocolate cake,
A battered hake,
A Cadbury Flake
An unused garden rake.
So not really great,
But pretty darn great.

20/7/19 – Santana

Posted on July 20, 2019 by carltellstales

Carlos Santana
Turned a banana
Into a guitar.
Don’t ask me specifics,
Just know that
It was amazing.

19/7/19 – May

Posted on July 19, 2019 by carltellstales

Brian May
Legally changed
His name
To ‘Queen’.

It was only
A matter of time.

18/7/19 – Bell

Posted on July 18, 2019 by carltellstales

Kristen Bell thought
‘What the hell!’
And moved the r
From before the i
To after it.

Yellow