I watched the movie
And I liked the movie. You
May not. And that’s fine.
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The Goldfinch
Sat in the front row
For three hours. All I see now
Are birds and the sky.
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5/10/19 – Geldof
Bob Geldof
Fell off his skateboard.
He cut up his hand
So put on a band aid.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
4/10/19 – Schreiber
Liev Schreiber
Ate loads of fibre
And shat and shat and shat.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
3/10/19 – Owen
Clive Owen
Heard one of his films was showin’
At the cinema near his home.
He bought every ticket
So no-one could see it
Except him, all naked and alone.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
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2/10/19 – Goldberg
Dave Goldberg,
CEO of SurveyMonkey,
Was a little bit grumpy because:
a) He was tired
b) He was lonely
c) He wanted to call it ChooseyChooseyChimpanzeEasy
d) All of the above
© Carl Burkitt 2019
1/10/19 – Larson
Brie Larson
Invented the Brie Lardon.
It was essentially just
Little cubes of brie.
Anyone could’ve done it.
It really wasn’t very clever
But she never shut up about it.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
INSIDE THE UNDERGROUND by The Tubes
1. This Ride Ain’t Free
2. Python On Tracks
3. Obstruct The Doors, Be Dangerous
4. Avert Your (Snake) Eyes
5. Mindless Gap
6. Ten Thousand Teeth
7. Weaving Bullet
8. Veins On Trains
9. Bones And Bones And Bones
10. Commuter Worms
11. Double Tap Dance With The Devil
12. The Next Station Is Hell
13. End of The Line
© Carl Burkitt 2019
30/9/19 – Culkin
Kieran Culkin
Was so good at sulkin’
He was never left
Home alone.
© Carl Burkitt 2019
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