My face was on the front cover
of Forbes magazine last month.
I’m very good at what I do. Very good.
So good I’ve got a free event just for you.
Isn’t this wonderful? My little polished teeth
popping up on your computer screen,
unsolicitedly, so I can tell you
all about my free event while you sit there
wondering if anyone has ever felt as tired
as you feel right now. Come to my event. It’s free.
Don’t worry about why my arm is in this sling.
I just want you to forget why you are alive
and to stop worrying if you make
any kind of difference to anyone or anything.
I just want to teach you about currency trading.
Come to my event. It’s free.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

Written using the examples given
in the dictionary definition of ‘question’

It was not simply a question of
age and hierarchy, members had
questioned the cost of the scheme.
There’s no question that the company’s
true financial situation is different.
The question of local government
funding worried ministers.
Edward was the only one
she obeyed without question.
We hope this leaflet has been helpful
in answering your questions.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

He’s not looking
at what he’s doing.
His hands are all over the place
whacking the sides of the bowl
and the yolks aren’t even breaking.
His eyes can’t stop staring
at his son and his shoulders
never drop and his mouth
lets his ears do all the work.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

with a name that translates to
something like Sleepless Lizard
and your diet is stones from the ground
and your spine is made of fists
and your skin looks thin but is
thicker than the number of years ago
you first existed.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

The walls were thick
with paint over wallpaper
and the odd chip of brick
from curious fingernails.
People couldn’t breathe
through the heavy
thought of air.
Kneecaps were attached
but bent in half
and the space between
the hairs on my arms
didn’t matter anymore.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

A lady from Italy
has just made pasta
using flour and fingers
that are approximately
2,000 years old.
A man drinks red wine
all day until he is a boy
looking for a place to rest.
There are trees
grateful to still be standing.
Somewhere on another planet
the Hollywood sign is melting.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

Spray painted sheep. A JCB on top of the world.
Neatly wrapped sandwiches. Helpful bananas.
Old, borrowed, and brand new walking boots.
Wet weather gear. Sun hats. Woolly gloves.
Dogs in the sky. Ghosts on a train track.
Open eyes. The inside of clouds.
Nothing but air and bones and Why not.

© Carl Burkitt 2021

Or seen someone fall
and not texted a mate
or scratched one leg
and not scratched the other leg
or found a penny and not picked it up
or eaten a share bag of Doritos
and not looked in the mirror
and wondered what life would be like
if you didn’t eat that share bag of Doritos
or passed the penny to a friend
and not had your good luck never end?

© Carl Burkitt 2021

piling
up
and
up
and
up
over
and
over
until
it’s
just
a
heap
of
stuff.

© Carl Burkitt 2021