My face was on the front cover
of Forbes magazine last month.
I’m very good at what I do. Very good.
So good I’ve got a free event just for you.
Isn’t this wonderful? My little polished teeth
popping up on your computer screen,
unsolicitedly, so I can tell you
all about my free event while you sit there
wondering if anyone has ever felt as tired
as you feel right now. Come to my event. It’s free.
Don’t worry about why my arm is in this sling.
I just want you to forget why you are alive
and to stop worrying if you make
any kind of difference to anyone or anything.
I just want to teach you about currency trading.
Come to my event. It’s free.

© Carl Burkitt 2021