Yesterday, Saturday 20th May 2017, I watched Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers for the first time ever – 15 years after it was released.

Here’s what I thought…

• Gollum has cracking cheek bones
• Man flesh stinks
• How is the marshland water on fire?
• Sam looks an awful lot like a guy I used to work with
• They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard
• Shadowfax is FIT
• Gandolf the White can’t half whistle
• Aragorn is 87?
• Agent Smith just doesn’t understand love
• This must’ve been very expensive to make
• When does Legolas replenish his arrows?
• The trees looks like the Cheesestring mascot
• Frodo and Sam haven’t kissed yet

© Carl Burkitt 2017