Cornwall. 5th July 2014. 21.20pm – 20 minutes after kick off.

Hazel, 94, is sat on the sofa watching the Netherlands vs Costa Rica game with Barbara, 96.

HAZEL: Game’s a bit flat.

BARBARA: Like Holland.

HAZEL: Good one.

BARBARA: Thanks.

HAZEL: I was joking.

BARBARA: Fuck you.

© Carl Burkitt 2014