Cornwall. 21st June 2014. 23.30pm – 30 minutes after kick off.

Hazel, 94, and Barbara, 96, are sat on the sofa watching the game.

Barbara looks at Hazel.

BARBARA: Ever been to Nigeria?

HAZEL: (Thinks) Nope.

BARBARA: Bosnia and Herz?

HAZEL: Herzegovina-

BARBARA: BLESS YOU! HAHAHAHA.

HAZEL: (Sighs) Go to bed, Barbara.

BARBARA: Righto.

© Carl Burkitt 2014