Cornwall. 21st June 2014. 23.30pm – 30 minutes after kick off.
Hazel, 94, and Barbara, 96, are sat on the sofa watching the game.
Barbara looks at Hazel.
BARBARA: Ever been to Nigeria?
HAZEL: (Thinks) Nope.
BARBARA: Bosnia and Herz?
BARBARA: BLESS YOU! HAHAHAHA.
HAZEL: (Sighs) Go to bed, Barbara.
© Carl Burkitt 2014