11/11/18 – DiCaprio

Posted on November 11, 2018 by carltellstales

Leonardo DiCaprio
Found a bow and arrow
At the back of one of his yachts.
‘Bloody hell,’ he thought,
‘Amazon shouldn’t let you log in drunk.’

10/11/18 – Morgan

Posted on November 10, 2018 by carltellstales

Tracy Morgan
Rented an organ
For a week when he was bored.
He didn’t play it,
He simply marvelled at it,
The design just really struck a chord.

9/11/18 – Ferrigno

Posted on November 9, 2018 by carltellstales

Lou Ferrigno
Went to bingo
And didn’t win a thing.
He didn’t mind though,
‘Cos his arms were still fucking massive.

8/11/18 – Reid

Posted on November 8, 2018 by carltellstales

Tara Reid
Watched the film Speed
On a portable device
While on a bus.
She wasn’t up to much these days
But still hunted down thrills
Wherever she could.

7/11/18 – Spurlock

Posted on November 7, 2018 by carltellstales

Morgan Spurlock
Watched Sherlock
And laughed,
The WHOLE time,
That their names were similar.

6/11/18 – Stone

Posted on November 6, 2018 by carltellstales

Emma Stone
Answered her phone.
It was Gosling
(Again!)
Asking to hang out,
So she made up more excuses
Until his phone credit ran out.

5/11/18 – Garfunkel

Posted on November 5, 2018 by carltellstales

Art Garfunkel
Bought a turtle.
He named it Al
And cried.

4/11/18 – McConaughey

Posted on November 4, 2018 by carltellstales

Matthew McConaughey
Loved a bloody motorway.
He’d drive this way and that way
All the God damn McConaughday.

3/11/18 – Lundgren

Posted on November 3, 2018 by carltellstales

Dolph Lundgren’s chin
Grew to be bigger than him.
It cost a shit tonne in razors.

2/11/18 – Schwimmer

Posted on November 2, 2018 by carltellstales

David Schwimmer
Cooked some dinner
And invited none of his friends.
It was nice.
It was peaceful.