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Danny Jones
Liked to pretend his dad was Davy Jones.
He’d make jokes like:
“He doesn’t have a wardrobe…
He keeps his clothes in a locker.”
Ha! Ha! Ha!
It was harmless fun, really,
But mainly it helped distract people
From the fact he was
One of those bastards from McFly.

11/3/19 – Knoxville

Posted on March 11, 2019 by carltellstales

Johnny Knoxville
Fell ill with chickenpox.
His arms and legs
And face and head
Were all absolutely
Covered in dots.
He joined them up for a laugh
Using a good mate’s pen,
Which turned out to be permanent,
Oh he hated his “friends”.

I’M ALRIGHT, SWIPE RIGHT by The Swinging Bachelors

Posted on March 11, 2019 by carltellstales

1. Table For One (…Absolute Legend!) Please
2. Don’t Do Anything I Wouldn’t Do!
3. Other Halves (Reluctantly) Welcome
4. Nah it’s Fine, Mum’s Out for the Night
5. Counting the Blue Ticks
6. Dancing to the Ding of the Microwave
7. What Time Are Taxis?
8. Can I Buy You a Drink?
9. That Was Nice, I’ll Call You
10. Pacing up the Landing
11. I Called You
12. Double Checking the Number of Digits
13. Please Pick Up…

10/3/19 – Norris

Posted on March 10, 2019 by carltellstales

Chuck Norris
Had a tiring day
So snuggled up in bed
With a hot water bottle.
I mean,
He was seventy-bloody-nine
For Christ’s sake.

9/3/19 – Isaac

Posted on March 9, 2019 by carltellstales

Oscar Isaac
Spent the day
Introducing himself
As Isaac Oscar,
The cheeky little idiot!